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“I’ve grown numb to exclamation points” — New Yorker cartoon (issue of 14 May 2012)

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∞ May 13, 2012

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“Leave it on” — New Yorker cartoon (issue of 14 May 2012)

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∞ May 13, 2012

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Letter from Louis C.K.

Hello there. I am Louis C.K. for now. You are a person who opted into my email list, when you bought my Live at the Beacon standup special. As I promised, I have left you alone for a long time. Well, those days are over. I am writing now to let you know that I am offering some more stuff on my site, which you are more than welcome to buy. What does “More than welcome” mean? Well, it means you can totally buy this stuff. Like, totally.

Okay so there are two new products. They are both audio comedy specials. One is called Louis CK: WORD - Live at Carnegie Hall. This is old material, so I don’t want to be a dick and pretend it isn’t.

The second new thing is even older, actually. It’s an audio release of Shameless, my very first hour long standup special that I did for HBO.

Lastly, I’m offering Live at the Beacon Theater as an audio version, for those many of you who have asked for it. This is just exactly an audio version of the video special. Those of you who now buy LIve at the beacon theater for 5 dollars, will also have the audio version available to you. It’s simply been added to the video downloads and streams you already were getting.

Later, I am going to make a version of Live at the Beacon theater, that is a separate audio special, which will be much longer. That will cost money. Because I’m an asshole. But that’s later.

Also later, actually soon, I’ll be putting my first feature film “Tomorrow Night’ up for sale on the site. And also other things. Soon. For now.

Okay. that was exhausting. Sorry. I didn’t even ask you how you are. How are you? Oh yea? Oh good. That’s great. What? Oh man. That’s tough. I’m sorry… Oh well that sounds like you handled it well, though. So. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know that’s… yeah. Well… Just remember, time will go by and that’ll just be on the list of shit that happened to you. You’ll be okay. Yeah. Huh?… Oh. Really? HE DID? Oh my GOD! hahaha!! That’s CRAZY! No. no. I won’t tell him you told me. Of course not. Alright well… uhuh? Oh wow. yeah. Alright well.. I really gotta go. Thanks for listening. I’m glad you’re basically okay. Stay in touch.

your friend,

Louis C.K.

#Louis C.K. #funny shit

∞ May 13, 2012

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Fresh Air 2: 2 Fresh 2 Furious, written and directed by Mike Birbiglia

What you just witnessed is a work of fiction.

Terry’s “husband” was played by an actor.

In real life, Terry Gross has never robbed a bank.

She wants to thank you very much for joining her for this film.

#Terry Gross #Fresh Air #radio show #funny shit #Mike Birbiglia

∞ May 12, 2012 via openculture.com

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“The back of the house? Didn’t I already show you that?” — New Yorker cartoon (issue of 7 May 2012)

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∞ May 04, 2012

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“Mind the gap” — New Yorker cartoon (issue of 7 May 2012)

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∞ May 04, 2012

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“I had a productive week.” — New Yorker cartoon (issue of 7 May 2012)

(Me too)

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∞ May 04, 2012

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The Sebastian Horsley Guide to Whoring

Dandyism was his profession.

Check out his 2008 interview on Q => HERE… Half of Horsley’s principles and views are utter bullshit but half of them are also really appealing (and make for great one-liners)…the man is definitely entertaining and charismatic (or is it mere flamboyance?), but most importantly he has a fantastic way with words. I bet Dandy in the Underworld is a fascinating read.

His obituary in the Guardian => HERE

#Sebastian Horsley #funny shit

∞ April 20, 2012

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